Raising the Question
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, after a lot of thought, it seems only fair that the first question on ‘Raising the Question’ should be one of the classics that everybody has at least a couple of answers to.
OK, I’ll get the ball rolling:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s feet.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on holiday.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren’t invented.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.
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OK, I have a small confession. One word. Wikipedia. But don’t let my lack of creativity slow you down.
If you wish to add your own chicken joke to this question of the day, please add it to the comments section. Keep it clean and have fun with it.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his flat mate.
Q; Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To stop the sky falling on his head, of course.
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