Question of the Day
Raising the Question
Ever been for a hot air balloon ride?
Nov 29th
Have you ever floated on the early morning breeze, feeling completely weightless and gliding through the air leaving all your cares beneath you? With barely a wisp of a breeze to touch your skin, balloon rides are one way of finding yourself at one with nature and seeing the world from a bird’s eye view.
If you wish to add your ballooning experience to this question of the day, please add it to the comments section. Up, up and away!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nov 29th
Well, after a lot of thought, it seems only fair that the first question on ‘Raising the Question’ should be one of the classics that everybody has at least a couple of answers to.
OK, I’ll get the ball rolling:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s feet.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on holiday.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren’t invented.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.
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OK, I have a small confession. One word. Wikipedia. But don’t let my lack of creativity slow you down.
If you wish to add your own chicken joke to this question of the day, please add it to the comments section. Keep it clean and have fun with it.
