Raising the Question
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
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After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Just another one of life’s tricky questions.
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Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
Just something to think about.
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Sorry. I had to put it out there. It made me smile. It is a play on words. Do you know any others?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, after a lot of thought, it seems only fair that the first question on ‘Raising the Question’ should be one of the classics that everybody has at least a couple of answers to.
OK, I’ll get the ball rolling:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s feet.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road? A: Because the chicken was on holiday.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens weren’t invented.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He was stapled to the chicken.
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OK, I have a small confession. One word. Wikipedia. But don’t let my lack of creativity slow you down.
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